The sailor and the pirate: A sailor and a pirate walk into a bar. they sit down next to each other, get to talking and their chat soon turns to their sea adventures. the sailor tells of his days fighting wars with the navy, and

The great wiener caper: One day, two drunks were stumbling around in the streets of New York, when they decided that they were beginning to get sober. They checked their pockets to see how much money they had on them. They w

The best pub: A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around. The Englishman says, ‘‘there's a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord buys you a drink for e

That's really; really nasty & practical: 3 bums were outside a bar. The first one went in and asked for a fork. The second one went in and also asked for a fork. Then the third one went in and wanted a straw. At this point, the bartender bec

Sitting at a bar...: A woman is sitting at a bar, enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends, when an exceptionally tall, handsome, sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her ey

Blowjob Dog: A man walks into a bar with a dog and asks the bartender if he'd like to buy the dog for $900. The bartenders says, "It's just an ugly mongrel, why would I want to pay $900 for it?"The guy says, "This

3 gay guys in a bar: Three gay guys went in to a bar. There was only on stool left.What do they do?Flip it over.

The knot: A string walks into a bar and asks the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't serve strings here."The string goes home, ties him in a knot, and messes up his hair. He goes back t

Blowing chunks: Okay a man is in a bar and has getting really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his jacket and the bartender asks him, "Do you want to drink?"And the man replies, "Nah, Man Imp

3 vampires in bar: Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,

Spit on my beer: One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank had just bought another beer and he didn't want anyone else to drink it. So, Fred