Stranded in the desert!: One day a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were riding in a car when it broke down i the middle of a desert. The best thing they could do was try to walk towards civilization. SO the redhead said, "

I had to get the tailgate open: There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head in a truck. The brunette and the red head were in the cab and the blond was in the back. The truck goes off the cliff and into the water. The brunette an

How did you get a hole in your left hand?: A blonde went to the doctor's office and the doctor said "How did you get a hole in your left hand?" The blonde replied, "I wanted to commit suicide so I took a gun and put it up to my chest, but then

What's the song?: There was a blonde named Kelsey. Her arch enemy was a red-head named Jessica. Jessica was trying to annoy Kelsey by singing," I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybo

Because her mother died: Q: Why did the blonde feel sorry for her sisterA: Because her mother died.

Watch out for cops: A blonde was walking down the street with her blouse wide open. The police goes over and tell her" excuse me do you know your blouse is open. The blonde screams "OH MY GOD I LEFT MY BABY ON THE BUS."

Watch out for cops: One day, a blonde and a brunette were driving to a party and they were speeding because they were late."Watch out for cops," the brunette said.They drove on for about five minutes when suddenly the bl

A blonde, a burnet and red head: A blonde a burnet and red head are trapped on top of a burning building some firemen at the bottom say to the burnet "jump its your only way to live

Party store: This blonde walked into a party store and asked the cashier if he had a hanger or something to unlock her car because she locked her keys in the car. He nodded and handed her a hanger. She thanked him

Atlantic Coast and a Blonde: What's the difference between the Atlantic Coast and a blonde? The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs!!

Ash Blonde: How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!