Two blondes are walking: Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact On the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, “Hmm, this person looks familiar.

Blonde was shocked: Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house Ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported The crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the ch

Horrific accident: A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.

“Is it mine?: What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?“Is it mine?

A married couple: A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!

Blondes: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? "Would you like fries with that?"

Drive-through: The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes: “Parking for drive-through customers only!

Blonde Mixup: How do you know when a blondes been having a bad day? Shes got a tampon behind her ear, and she's lookin 4 her pencil.

911: Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.

A Blonde with Earrings: Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date? So they have some place to put their feet

Don't Eat the Brown Ones: A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms. When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brow