| A woman explains to the doctor, "When I touch my arm,ouch, it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch, it hurts. When I touch mychest, ouch, it hurts."The doctor just shakes his head and asks, "You're anatural blond, aren't you?"The woman smiles and says, "Why, yes I am. Howdid you know?"The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken." |