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How did you get a hole in your left hand? |
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A blonde went to the doctor's office and the doctor said "How did you get a hole in your left hand?" The blonde replied, "I wanted to commit suicide so I took a gun and put it up to my chest, but then I thought ‘This will mess up my $3,000 boob job' So I put the gun up to my nose and thought 'This will mess up my $2,000 nose reconstruction.' So then I decided to put the gun to my ear. Now I'm afraid of noises so I put my left hand up to my other ear and pulled the trigger."
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