Three blondes want to be police: Three blondes want to be police detectives miraculously they all make it through the exams etc and they have to face one test before they each get their police badges.All three are shown a picture of To see what was on the other side.: Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?A. To see what was on the other side. They are easier to keep amused.: Q. Why do blondes have more fun?A. They are easier to keep amused. "Thanks for the refill!": Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?A. "Thanks for the refill!" She was run over by the zambonis machine.: Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing?A. She was run over by the zambonis machine. There's writing on the white-out.: Q.How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?A. There's writing on the white-out. There's white-out on the screen.: Q. How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?A. There's white-out on the screen. A blonde and a brunette are pushed out of an airp: Q. A blonde and a brunette are pushed out of an airplane. Which one hits the ground first?A. The brunette, because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?: Q. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?A. You hear about them all the time, but you never see one. Three bronzed Alaskan blondes: Three bronzed Alaskan blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, Because it said (from) "Concentrate".: Q. Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container?A. Because it said (from) "Concentrate". |