Why do blondes drive BMWs?: Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?A: Because they can spell it.

Has that blonde gone yet?: Q: What's a brunette's mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?

She was run over by the ambones machine.: Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?A: She was run over by the ambones machine.

"I said: I'm drunk!": Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

"I'm *solo* drunk!": Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?A: "I'm *solo* drunk!"

Cause their balls show!: Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their balls show!

They make good ankle warmers.: Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.

They chip their teeth.: Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators?A: They chip their teeth.

By the lipstick on your cucumbers.: Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

Why do blondes wear red lipstick?: Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."

Because red means stop.: Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.