Donut seeds.: Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?A. Donut seeds.

What is eternity?: Q. What is eternity?A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!

They think their picture is being taken.: A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Cause you have to hollow out its head!: Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?A. Cause you have to hollow out its head!

"What's the problem?": blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state's strict anti-child labor laws, and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss' office. "I quit!

Feeling she was making progress: A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids

Airline captain: An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to e

She was having sunny periods.: Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses?She was having sunny periods.

A dope ring.: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?A know-it-all bitch.

Wave at her.: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?Wave at her.

You can park in the handicap zone.: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.