To catch as much as they can that is over their he: Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.

Unfertilized.: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? An interpreter.

Because they can't get their head in the jar.: Why don't blondes eat pickles? Because they can't get their head in the jar.

They can't figure out how to get two cups of water: Why don't blondes eat Jello? They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.: Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

Unfertilized.: Q: How do you drown a blond?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don't tell her to swallow.A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Unfertilized.: Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?A: Unfertilized.

Shine a flashlight in their ear.: Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

By doing the splits.: Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2: Who cares?A3: She says, "Next".A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.A5: He's had his clothes for ab

By doing the splits.: Q: How does a blonde part their hair?A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart)A2: By doing the splits.

With a tire gauge! (da da dum): Q: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ?A: With a tire gauge! (da da dum)