The blonde has the higher sperm count.: Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the local football team?A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.

Adjust the steering wheel.: Q: How do you give a blonde more headroom?A: Adjust the steering wheel.

The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crab: Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast?A: The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs.

Blonde walks: A blonde walks into a library and shouts "I'll have a burger and fries" The lady at the desk says "Sorry madam, this is a library!" The blonde replies "I know, I'll have a burger and fries please" The

They can't find the 11 button.: Q. Why can't blondes dial 911?A. They can't find the 11 button.

He didn't know where to buy Left Guard!: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?He didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

He didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.: There were two blondes walking down the street and they spotted a compact.They rushed over to see who it belonged to so they could return it. The first one opens it and says, "This person looks famili

He didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.: Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered that he had a twin brother?He didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.

It was too tight: Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store?It was too tight.

Kickstand.: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?It is the one with the kickstand.

To see what was on the other side.: Q. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A. To see what was on the other side.