"Look! They spelled MACYS wrong.: Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A. "Look! They spelled MACYS wrong.

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?: Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

Three blondes: Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?"

I'm blonde: On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde r

Coke machine: A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course th

The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!: What's the advantage of being married to a blonde?You can park in handicapped zones.

He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the: How did the blonde explain how his helicopter crashed?He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.

Signed, A Blonde: A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've

Two blondes: Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped fo

Stranded in the desert!: One day a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were riding in a car when it broke down i the middle of a desert. The best thing they could do was try to walk towards civilization. SO the redhead said, "

I had to get the tailgate open: There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head in a truck. The brunette and the red head were in the cab and the blond was in the back. The truck goes off the cliff and into the water. The brunette an