Father to Blonde Daughter: What did the father say to his blonde daughter?''If you're not in bed by 11, come home.''

Swim Meet: A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second. An hour later, the blonde emerges from the pool

Seduction Made Easy: What do blonde women put behind their ears to attract men?Their ankles.

Bad Day Blondie: How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

San Fran Blondes: Why don't blondes wear miniskirts in San Francisco?Because their balls hang out!

London Bus: A blonde, a red head and a brunette board a double-decker bus to go to London. There are two seats left on the bottom of the bus and only one seat in the top of the bus available when they board. They

Where Are We?: Two blondes were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching the town of Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the name. They argued back and forth until they stopped f

16 Friends: Q: Why did the blonde take 16 friends to the movies? A: Because the sign said fewer than 17 not admitted.

A Blonde Weight Problem: A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day,and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll h

Bottom Deodorant: A blonde woman walks into a chemist and asks the Assistant for some bottom deodorant. The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have. The

You Have Mail: A blonde went to her mail box several times way before it was time for the Mailman to make his rounds. A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting for a special deli