Alligator Shoes: A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. A

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Air Head on a Beer: Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.

The blonde: ''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No,'' said the brunette. ''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''

Adventures in Disneyland: Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home.

Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny: Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels? Because they like more head room.

Two blondes: Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

A Flaky Blonde: One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried. ''Hon

Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?: Why doesn't the blonde want to drink beer on the beach? Because she doesn't want to get sand in her Busch.

A Blonde's Brain At Work: A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." So the

A Blonde with Earrings: Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date? So they have some place to put their feet.