A Blonde Party: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? Women!

Bad reception: A blonde went to electronic store and she asked, "How much is is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how mu

Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List: December 1Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas cards. December 2Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas mess

How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?: Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.

Debbie: Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag)?A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?"

Light bulb: Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?A1: "What's a light bulb?"A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "D

Keep amused: Q: Why do blondes have more fun?A1: Because they don't know any better.A2: They are easier to keep amused.

Miasma: Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?A: "Daddy, I want to go to Miasma!"

Peroxide: Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?A: Peroxide.

Basement: Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?A: A wine cellar.

Cockpit: 82. Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both have a black box.A2: Both have a cockpit.