To keep their ankles warm.: Why do blondes wear underwear?To keep their ankles warm.

Play ball!: What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are?Play ball!

A blonde and a mosquito: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

She opens the car door.: How does a blond turn on the light after sex?She opens the car door.

A brunette with bad breath: What do you call a blonde standing on her head?A brunette with bad breath.

Artificial intelligence: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?Artificial intelligence.

Blonde throws a grenade: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin .

Butter is difficult to spread.: What's the difference between butter and a blonde?Butter is difficult to spread.

Not everyone has been in a 747?: What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?Not everyone has been in a 747?

Pregnant: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?Pregnant.

In the handicap zone: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?You get to park in the handicap zone.