Falling out: Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.

Ground first: Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

Your friend: Q: Whets the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

Deeper valleys: Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.

Goes up: Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer’s disease?A: Her IQ goes up!

Tooth brush: Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

Lighting storms: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?They think their picture is being taken.

Concentrate: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate.

TGIF: Why do blondes have 'TGIF' written on their shoes?Toes Go In First.

Laugh on saturday: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Chain - link: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?To see what was on the other side.