YMCA: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? 'Look! They spelled Macy's wrong.'

Closed for winter: Did you bear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre? They went to see 'Closed for Winter'.

Raro juice from sachets: Why don't blondes like making Raro juice from sachets?Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the packet.

Flash light: How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Hollow: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head.

Bottom of the pool: How do you drown a blonde?Put a 'scratch and sniff' sticker at the bottom of the pool.

Difficult to spread: Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.

Sore novel: Q: why did the blonde have a sore navel? A: because her boyfriend was also blond!

Blow job: Q: why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? A: she realized she gave her last blowjob.

Wave: Q: why did they stop doing the "wave" at BYU? A: too many blondes were drowning.

No legs: Q: what do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? A: "nice tits!"