Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?: Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Why don't blondes eat bananas?: Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?A1: They can't find the zipper.A2: They can’t find the pull tab.

Why don't blondes eat pickles?: Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.

All you can eat, under a buck.: Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?A: All you can eat, under a buck.

Why don't blondes eat Jell-O?: Q: Why don't blondes eat Jell-O?A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

How do blondes pierce their ears?: Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How do you kill a blonde?: Q: How do you kill a blonde?A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?: Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I don’t know!

What did the blonde think of the new computer?: Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

You only have to punch information into a compute: Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What do a blonde and your computer has in common?: Q: What do a blonde and your computer has in common?A: You don't know how much either of them means to you until they godown on you.