There's white-out on the screen.: Q1 how can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?A: There's white-out on the screen.Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?A: There's writing on the white-out.

It takes too long to retrain them.: Q: Why should blondes not is given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Shine a torch in her ears.: Q: How do you get blondes eyes to twinkle?A: Shine a torch in her ears.

Hump me Dump me.: Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.

Put either of 'me in a car and their screwed.: Q: What do Darren Milan (Collingwood footballer killed in arecent car crash) and a blonde have in common?A: Put either of 'me in a car and their screwed.

What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement: Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?A: An IN-body experience!

Why do blondes wear their hair up?: Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

You can park in the handicap zone.: Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in the handicap zone.

After a dye job.: Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?A: After a dye job.

Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vege: Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?: Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!