Blonde in Freezer: Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A: A Frosted Flake.

Blonde and Brunette, Falling: A blonde and a brunette both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first?The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.

Blonde Throwing Grenade: Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Confusing Blonde: Q: How do you confuse a blonde?A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.Q: How does a blonde confuse you?A: She comes out and says she did.

Blonde...Infant Scale: At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weigh

Blonde Painting a Porch: A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if

Blonde and Missed Bus: She is so blonde that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell: She is so blonde; she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

Blonde vs. Crime Rate: Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home?A: She moved.

Blonde vs. Ratings System: Q: What happened when the blonde went to the movie theater?A: She saw the “NC-17: Under 17 not admitted

Blonde Riding Shotgun: Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, “do yaw see any cops following us?"The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of