Blondes and Cops: One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.''You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day

Blonde Goes to the Airport: She is so blonde that, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left,

Blondes in a Convertible: Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done they go out to their car, which happens to be an awesome leather interior convertible. When they get to the car, they realize they had locked t

The Blonde and the Earless Boy: A family gets stranded in the middle of nowhere when their car breaks down. They walk to the nearest farm and ask to use their phone to call a tow truck. The nice old lady says sure and even asks them

Blonde in a Car: A blonde walked into a gas station and told the manager, ''I locked my keys in my car and I was wondering if you had a coat hanger I could stick through the window and unlock the door.'' ''Why, sure,'

Taxed Blonde: A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. ''That will be $1.08, please'' says the clerk.'What's the eight cents for?'' asks the blonde. ''It says one dollar right here on the pa

Blonde Suicide: A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. “How did this happen?

Blonde-Coke Machine: It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. So she went to the coke machine and put her money in, and a coke came out so she kept putting money in it, and since it was a h

Blonde Bar Joke: Why did the blond take a ladder into the bar?She heard the drinks were on the house.

Father to Blonde Daughter: What did the father say to his blonde daughter?''If you're not in bed by 11, come home.''

Swim Meet: A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second. An hour later, the blonde emerges from the pool