Career Advice: A very well-built, young, blonde lady was lying on herPsychiatrist’s couch, telling him how frustrated she was."I tried to be an actress and failed," she complained. "I tried to be a secretary and fai

Bleaching: Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job." The second woman says, "oh, that's no

Blonde Pulled Over for Speeding: A traffic cop out on patrol for the first time stops aSpeeding sports car. Inside is an attractive young blondeWoman. The cop asks for identification and the girl says she has no identification on her

Name the State Capitol: There was this blonde who just got sick and tired of all the Blonde jokes. So one evening she went home and memorized all the state capitals.Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a

Taking a Final Exam: The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no

Blonde Detective Training: A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "Thi

Buying a Bull: A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together inLouisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their Cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and

Two Blondes and a Mustang: There were two blondes, and they had just come from a store.The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stopped to rest for a second. Whe

51 days!!!: Two blondes walk into a bar, each orders a drink. They go and sit down and start toasting and cheering, "51 days! 51 Days!!" About five minutes later, another blonde walks in,Orders a drink, and joins

Hot Blonde Driver: One day while on patrol a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car

Alligator Hunting: A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. Af