Blonde has had a bad day: How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.

An airbag: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?An airbag.

Frosted Flakes: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?Frosted Flakes.

Screen door and a blonde: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?The more you bang it, the looser it gets!

In a bowling ball: What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

Blonde like a doorknob: Why is a blonde like a doorknob?Because everyone gets a turn.

Fertilized: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?Fertilized.

Chip their teeth: Why don't blondes use vibrators?They chip their teeth.

More leg-room!: Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?More leg-room!

Humpme Dumpme: What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?Humpme Dumpme.

To wash vegetables: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.