They haven't met!: What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?Nothing, they haven't met!

By doing the splits: How does a blonde part their hair?By doing the splits.

Blonde’s left leg: What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

New blonde paint: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

Blonde Kidnapper: A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've

Name Those Tracks: Two gorgeous blonde biologists were in the field one fine summer day. While following a game trail, they came across a pair of tracks. "Look! a pair of tracks" The first blonde said while pointing to

Alligator Shoes: A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.Af

There were two blondes at the park...: There were two blondes at the park. One says, "Look at that dead seagull over there." And the other looks up and says, "Where?"

There two redheads and one blonde attempting ...: There two redheads and one blonde attempting to fix a roof. While they are on the roof, a herd of cattle run by and knock down the ladder and leave a big pile of poop behind. The 2 redheads decide tha

Doc, it hurts all over: A woman explains to the doctor, "When I touch my arm,ouch, it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch, it hurts. When I touch mychest, ouch, it hurts."The doctor just sh

Rolling back the years: A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a s