A brunette in a elevator: There’s a blonde and a brunette in a elevator. And a man walks in with really bad dandruff, so the brunette says "Someone should give him head and shoulders" and the blonde reply’s "I know how to give

YOUR ASS!": A blonde girl has just gotten fired. Her boss has always called her a dumb blonde. She is driving down the road when she sees a blonde girl in the middle of a wheat field rowing a canoe.She pulls over

Blonde lady driver: A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?" The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank go

Pubic hair.: Q: What is a blonde's idea of dental floss?A: Pubic hair.

Not a TV its a microwave: One day a blonde walked into a store and said "I`d like to buy that TV." The salesman said "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes." The blonde went home and dyed her hair red. She went back to the store and

You go girl!!: One day there was a brunette jogging down the road saying, "66....66....66..." etc. Later down the road a blonde comes up to her and asks her what she is doing. The brunette replied "66...66...66" so,

They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the: Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists?They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

Bobbing for French fries.: How did the blonde burn her nose?Bobbing for French fries.

The blonde works in the dark!: Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?A: The blonde works in the dark!

One has whiskers and fishy flaps, and the other is: Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus?A: One has whiskers and fishy flaps, and the other is a walrus.

One shucks between fits.: Q: What's the differrence between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a blonde with diarrhea?A: One shucks between fits.