The Official Blondes Sex Quiz: 1. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit in the Outback.2. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.3. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.4. The G-string is part of a violin.5. Anus is the Latin word for yearly.6. Tes

50 Comments by Blondes During Sex: 1. But everybody looks funny naked!2. You woke me up for that?3. Did I mention the video camera?4. Do you smell something burning?5. (In the back seat of a car) and they say romance is dead...6. Try b

"I'm *sooo* drunk!": Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"

Remove their underwear.: Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?A: Remove their underwear.

It's too hard to re-train them.: Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?A: It's too hard to re-train them.

They have to pull their own pants down.: Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?A: They have to pull their own pants down.

Data transfer: What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde’s ear?Data transfer.

An air bag.: Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law?A: An air bag.

Penicillin: Q: What do you give the blonde that has everything?A: Penicillin.

A foursome.: Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?A: a foursome.

She burned her lips on the tailpipe.: Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.