A blonde parade.: Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

A blonde parade.: Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?A: A blonde parade.

She moved.: Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?A: She moved.

"its okay Daddy, I'm not hurt.": Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?A. "its okay Daddy, I'm not hurt."

A blonde going through a flashing red light.: Q. What goes: VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH?A. A blonde going through a flashing red light.

What did the blonde name her pet zebra?: Q. What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A. Spot.

Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece: Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.: Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months?A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.

Carton concentrate: When I was walking around the super market I noticed a blonde staring really hard at a carton of orange juice when I asked her what she was doing, "she said well it says on the carton concentrate".

Change.: Q. What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts?A. Change.

How do you drown a blonde?: Q. How do you drown a blonde?A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.