Bush and the Internet:: "Will highways on the Internet become more few?""It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the

He saw bush: Why did bin ladian run from his wife? Cause when she lifted up her dress he saw bush!

George W. Bush: Is a stupid, bad-mouthed, extremely rich Republican

He can spell BMW!: Q: Why does George W. Bush prefer a BMW over a Chevrolet?A: He can spell BMW!

He thought it was Diet Coke!: Q: Why did George W. Bush snort a whole packet of Sweet-n-Low?A: He thought it was Diet Coke!

Shine a flashlight in her ear!: Q: How do you get a twinkle in George W. Bush's eye?A: Shine a flashlight in her ear!

There's a stamp on it.: Q: How do you know if George W. Bush personally sent you a fax?A: There's a stamp on it.

George replied: George W. Bush complained to Laura that, since he had no photo ops scheduled for the day, that he had absolutely nothing to do, and he was bored stiff.Laura suggested, "well, why don't you listen to t

I don't know and neither does he!: Q: Why did George W. Bush cross the road?A: I don't know and neither does he!

Three little boys: Three little boys went out to play in the snow and make snowmen.The first boy came in after just a few minutes. His mother asked him if he was finished with his snowman already. He answered that he

Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years.&q: Q: Why did George W. Bush get so excited after he finished a jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."