Never left the office: A reporter remarked to George W. Bush: "It must be something, knowing that you put the Bush legacy back into the oval office." "Thanks to Bill Clinton," replied George. "Bush never left the office."

George W. Bush is in Air Force: George W. Bush is in Air Force One on his way to yet another campaign stop. All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot comes on the radio and says, “I'm sorry, our first engine has just shut off

Rebel without a clue!: Q: What do you call George W. Bush in a leather jacket?A: Rebel without a clue!

You wave at him.: Q: How do you get George W. Bush out of a tree?A: You wave at him.

At an early morning Cabinet meeting: At an early morning Cabinet meeting, George W. Bush complained, ''Every time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''An aide leaned over and whispered, ''George, next sip, takes the spoon out of the c

Last winter, George W. Bush: Last winter, George W. Bush wanted to go ice fishing, so after gathering up all of the equipment, he headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on his stool, he started to cut a circu

Laura Bush went to the doctor: Laura Bush went to the doctor for a check up and got a clean bill of health.When she got home George asked her, "So how did the appointment go?"Laura bragged, "the Doctor said I have the heart and lun

Can't George W. Bush: Q: Why can't George W. Bush add 10 and 7 on a calculator?A: He can't find the 10 key.

George W. Bush was driving Vladimir: George W. Bush was driving Vladimir Putting around in a pickup truck on his Texas ranch, when Putting suddenly said: "look, a dead bird!"George stuck his head out the window, looked up into the sky, a

George W. Bush ordered pizza: George W. Bush ordered pizza delivery for the White House. The Pizza guy, wanting to do an especially good job with the president's pizza, asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. George r

George W. Bush became very hungry: George W. Bush became very hungry between photo-op-stops, so he ordered his limo to take him to a Jack-in-the-box drive-thru. The limo pulled up far enough forward so that George, himself could place