Dick Cheney and John Ashcroft: With Dick Cheney and John Ashcroft running the country, George W. Bush found himself without anything to do, so he decided to paint the Oval Office. After spending the day on the phone with Madame Cl

Alone!: Q: How do George W. Bush's brain cells die?A: Alone!

Blow in his ear.: Q: How do you give George W. Bush a brain transplant?A: Blow in his ear.

George W. Bush's twin daughters: When George W. Bush's twin daughters were born, George held Laura's hand throughout the labor and delivery, but as soon as both girls were safely delivered, he turned angrily to Laura and demanded to

Colin Powell: The in-flight hostess on Air Force One asked Colin Powell if he'd like anything to drink''I'd like an M L," he answered. The hostess asked, “What’s an M L?'' Powell responded, '' A Miller Light.''Then

A young ventriloquist: A young ventriloquist got the gig of a lifetime and was asked to perform at a gala party at the White House. With his dummy on his knee, he began going through his usual routine, which included a few

George W. Bush asked Dick Cheney: George W. Bush asked Dick Cheney, ''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?""No,'' said Dick..."Okay,'' said George, ''you start.''

One day, George W. Bush was putting together a puz: One day, George W. Bush was putting together a puzzle. He got really stumped and became very frustrated, so he decided to ask Laura for help."It's supposed to be a tiger," George whined.''Honey," sai

Laura Bush wanted to George W.: Laura Bush wanted to George W. to try a taste of a new 1-calorie cola drink she had had delivered to the White House. George was hesitant, but Laura eventually convinced him. She opened the bottle a

The latest rumor: "The latest rumor is the United States is working behind the scenes to try to find a 'safe haven' for Saddam Hussein. See if he agrees to step down and leave Iraq, we will relocate him. What a nightma

George Bush slogans: Top George Bush Slogans I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show! I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time. I'll finish what Bill started -- the interns. Like father, like s