Bush Country: A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Bush appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's ass

G.W.Bush was very depressed: G.W.Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is stupid. So he calls his good friend Queen Elizabeth, who says: "Now George, what you need to do is to surround you with smart people. Let me s

George Bush was out jogging: George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who w

An Israeli doctor: An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks."A German doctor says "That is nothi

We kept the receipts: UN: Do we have any proof at all that the Iraqi possesses massive killing weapons?Bush: Of course. We kept the receipts.

US presidential campaign 2000: George W Bush and Al Gore (Democratic candidate) were on an aero plane cruising across the USA. PILOT: We are now flying over part of Brooklyn. The average weekly wage over this area is $1.It was only

Osaka bin Laden: Why doesn't Osaka bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish: One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish friend. The friend recommended a kosher place nearby. They arrived and Dubai’s friend ordered them both the house specialty: matzo ball soup. The wai

George Bush and his accomplice Dick Cheney: George Bush and his accomplice dick cheney were riding on an elephant. a group of bystanders were watching intently. all of a sudden someone in the crud shouted, "hey look that elephant has two a*****

Dick Cheney, President Bush: Dick Cheney, President Bush and his father are flying on Air Force One. Dick looks at Dubai, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person ver

Einstein: When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn't let him in until he proved his identity. Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise. And