Elijah and the Altar: The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces a Dust you are and...: A little boy had just got home from Sunday School and mom was cooking lunch."Mommy, is it true that before you're born you're just dust and after you die you go back to being dust?""That's right son, The Pillar and the Pole: The Sunday School teacher described how Lot's wife looked back at Sodom and was turned into a pillar of salt.Suddenly one child interrupted. "My mom looked back once while she was driving," the youngs Fishing for a Reason: A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong. The boy replied no, that he was going fishing but his dad told him that he The Poor Preacher: After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."Well, thank you," the pastor replied. "But why?""Because," the boy responded, "my daddy says y Squirrel?: A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service, he would gather all the children around him and give a brief lesson before dismissing them for children's church Help Others and Learn to Run: A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him Little Leroy: Little Leroy went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts.She said, "Well Leroy, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the mo The Lord's Prayer: A mother was teaching her three-year-old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened wi Helpful Priest: A priest was walking down the street when he saw a little boy jumping up and down to try to reach a doorbell. So the priest walked over and pressed the button for the youngster. "And now what, my litt Battery Acid: Little Johnny was sitting outside a church playing with sulphuric acid. The priest came up to him and said "Child why are you playing with sulphuric acid,thats dangerous I've got some holy water insid |