Cider: A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received. She asked her mom for a glass of cider."Why do you want cider?" asked Mom."To take the pain away, " s

Hypothetical and reality?': A little boy goes up to his father and asks: 'Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?'The father replies: 'Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be

There was a farmer who grew watermelons.: There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some carefu

Exahausted?': At a high school an English teacher is busy with work as a student approaches the teacher and asks when the test final test will be. She tells the whole class and a smart-ass jock raises his hand. "Wh

Magic: Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up and a genie pops out.

Yo mama: Yo mama is so nasty I called her on the phone and she gave me an ear infection.

Under the wagon: A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll hel

The Truth: At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth

Mafia Christmas: A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up in

Little Joey: Little Joey was sitting in the back of class rubbing his crotch, and the teacher asked, “Joey what are you doing?

Love Is Blindness: A little boy was in his room playing with himself, when his father walked in. "Son! If you masturbate too much, you're gonna go blind!" "Dad," the boy said, "I'm over here."