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Children's Letters to God

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Dear GOD,I love animals. My goal is to be like Noah and have two of each in my room.-Patrick Dear GOD,In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?-Jacqueline Dear GOD,I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Alison Dear GOD,Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?-Julia Dear GOD,Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?-Magda Dear GOD,Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?-ChristinaDear GOD,Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now?-PatrickDear GOD,Who draws the lines around the countries?-HeatherDear GOD,I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?-NeilDear GOD,What does it mean You are a jealous God? I thought You had everything.-Jane Dear GOD,Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother.-NickyDear GOD,Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.-Nikita Dear GOD,It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said bad things that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend -- (But I am not going to tell you who I am)Dear GOD,Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.-Kevin J. Dear GOD,Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.-Bruce Dear GOD,If we come back as something - please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.-Denise Dear GOD,If You give me a genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything you want, except my money or my chess set.-Raphael Dear GOD,My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.-Danny Dear GOD,Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.-Alex Dear GOD,I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.-Sam Dear GOD,You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways.-Dean Dear GOD,I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.-Ruth M. Dear GOD,I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.-Elliott Dear GOD,I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.-Nefrateri Dear GOD,Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best.-Joe Dear GOD,My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?-Keisha Dear GOD,If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.-Helena Dear GOD,I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. Love, Alex Dear GOD,We read Thomas Edison made light. But in church they said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.-Sincerely, Rachel Dear GOD:The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do.-Lisa Dear GOD,I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well, I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are GOD already.-Charles Dear GOD,I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!-Nick
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