| There was a little boy who wanted to know the alphabet. He went to his teacher and said "Teacher, teach me the alphabet, but make it quick 'cause I have to go to the bathroom. "Okay," she said. "Recite the alphabet, please." (read this part carefully) "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ," "where's the "P" asks the teacher. "running down my leg," answers the boy. |
