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Little Johnny Answers the Question |
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| Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?" Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There is none left." Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think" Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?" Teacher: "Sure." Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?" Teacher: "The one sucking the cone." Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think." |
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