Backward Santa: As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual,"And what would you like for Christmas?"The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get m

A little girl and a little boy were at day care..: A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play house?"He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"The girl replies, "I want you to

Johnny was asked by his mother: Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. 'Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. 'Whe

Aunty's letter: Dear Sanju baba, I'm writting this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Pa read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 minutes of

Phone rings; little boy answers.: Salesman says 'Can I speak to your father?'. Little boy whispers 'He's busy.' 'What is he doing?' 'Talking to the firemen.' Okay, can I speak to your mother?' Little boy whispers 'She's busy'What is s

Spider Mate: A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on t

Big Head: Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other childre

A Christmas Present: Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldn't buy a kitten and parcel it up for Christmas Day, so she bought it a week before Christmas and gave it to

My Father: Three boys were bragging about their fathers. The first one said, "My father runs so fast he can fire an arrow, start running, and get there before the arrow!" The second one said, "That's nothing! My

Confusing: Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a ta

The Doorbell: A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him t