Sunday School: Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. "Whe

Big Trouble: A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would

The Calf: A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought to himself, "Great. He's four and I'm gonna ha

The Wedding: A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the hap

Watermelons: There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some carefu

Gifts for the teacher: On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is -

We will have the other half this afternoon!: Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: HoorayTeacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

I'm having trouble listening !: Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing ?Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening !

What ?, and get bitten !: Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth !Pupil: What ?, and get bitten !

Curious Johnny: Little Johnny was 12 years old and, like other boys his age, was rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about "courting" from older boys and he wondered what it was like and how it was done.

A woman pregnant with triplets: A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave th