Soup: Mummy and daddy had taken little Benjy to Blooms kosher restaurant. During their first course, Benjy says, “This soup tastes funny, daddy.

Shabbos meal: It was Friday night and little Sam was having his Shabbos meal with his parents. They were, as usual, going to eat roast chicken. When it arrived, Sam’s daddy smiled and said, “Sam, do you know why th

Lions in the park: Little Yitzhak was talking to his best friend Harry. “Harry,

Visit to the zoo: Mummy and daddy have taken little Issy to London Zoo. They were watching the lions. “Mummy,

Pet request: “Daddy,

The fur coat: Little Abe was talking to his older brother Isaac. “Isaac,

The storyteller: One day, Hannah the teacher is reading out loud to her class the story of Chicken Little. Hannah soon reads out the bit where Chicken Little tries to warn the farmer. “So Chicken Little went over to t

Bees hair: “Mummy,

Hide and seek: Mr & Mrs Levy had two sons. They were brothers, of course. One brother was called MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS and the other brother was called TROUBLE. One day, the two brothers were playing hide and seek

Getting old...: Your potted plants stay alive. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. You hear your favorite song o

Top Five Lies Told by Teaching Assistants: 5. I'm not going to grant any extensions.4. Call me any time. I'm always available.3. It doesn't matter what I think; write what you believe.2. Think of the midterm as a diagnostic tool.1. My other se