We have new babies: For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unbor

Control Yourself: A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her cart. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother said to her, "No." The little gi

Children and Cars: Children in the back of the car cause accidents. Accidents in the back of the car cause children.

Mafia Christmas: A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up in

Buying Candy: Three little boys went into a candy store. " I want two cents worth of jelly beans," the first boy said to the clerk. The clerk frowned. The jelly beans were on the top self, and he didn't like climbi

Put a little boogie in it!: A do u make a kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!

Little Girl and the Elderly: While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of

"It's Adam's suit!!!!!": A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was

I am waxing the car: Addie: "Why are you wearing your winter coat?"Erik: "Because I am waxing the car."Addie: "Why do you need a winter coat to wax the car?"Erik: " The wax container said a heavy coat makes the shine last

" No, just purple monsters with pink spots!&q: Anne: "I have been seeing purple monsters with pink spots."Doctor: "have you seen an eye doctor?"Anne: " No, just purple monsters with pink spots!"

Big Trouble: A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were