What is a zoo?: Teacher : What is a zoo? Johney : A place allotted for animals to study the behavior of humans

No, the whole body.: Teacher : Where were you born ?child : Americateacher : America? Which part?Child : No, the whole body.

"Cause yer feet ain't empty": A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would t

Where did you get mummy then?: Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?Father : No. Why do you ask that?Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?

"What's your phone number?": The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged, will you give me a ring?" "Sure, " replied her lover "What's your phone number?"

An absent-minded Student: An absent-minded Student went to see a psychiatrist.'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.''How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.'How long has what been going on

Ladies first: Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.Teacher : How ?Student : Ladies first.

How old is your father ?: Teacher : How old is your father ?Boy : As old as me.Teacher : How can that be ?Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

The chemistry professor: During class, the chemistry professor was demonstrating the properties of various acids. "Now I'm dropping this silver coin into this glass of acid. Will it dissolve?" "No, sir," a student called out.

"I guess you'd be eating alone": The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23

Three guys: Three guys walk into a room for a job interview. The man that is giving the interview has no ears. When the first man is called in the interviewer says, "This job is going to require observations. Mak