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The math teacher: The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "MTv, Star Moves, Channel

Left-handed Wonder: Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmotherdecided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all n

Children's Letters to God: Dear GOD,I love animals. My goal is to be like Noah and have two of each in my room.-Patrick Dear GOD,In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?-Jacqueline Dear GOD,I re

Watch your Reasoning!: A freshmore in college started his first day of classes. His professor was clearly an atheist, and started the day by saying the following:"Students, is there anyone here who can see God? If so, raise

Young Art: A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she came to one little girl who was working diligentl

Where is God!?: A desperate young mother had two incorrigible boys. Having exhausted all suggestions for controlling the little hellions, she tried one last approach: she took them to the meanest preacher in town for

The Bare Truth: A precocious 4-year-old was brought to the ER with a severe cough, a nurse writes. She kept up a non-stop conversation while I was trying to assess her lung sounds. Finally, I said, "Shhh, I have to s

God's Handywork: Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?""Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered.A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me

Elijah and the Altar: The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces a

Dust you are and...: A little boy had just got home from Sunday School and mom was cooking lunch."Mommy, is it true that before you're born you're just dust and after you die you go back to being dust?""That's right son,