Elephants: A five year old boy was living with his mother, as his parents had divorced. One Sunday, she decided to take him to the zoo for the first time in his life. As they passed the various assortment of ani

Simple questions: A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the t

Train conductor: A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who

Streetcorner sales: The kids filed back into class monday morning. they were very excited. their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. little mary led off: "i sold girl sc

The typewriter: A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his

Three Little Pigs: One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the three little pigs to her class. she came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for h

Quiet flight: As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to t

Ugly faces: Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith, the Sunday School teacher, smiling sweetly said, "Bobby, when I was a child I was told if that I made ugly an face, it

Children: Children certainly brighten up a home. Who ever saw a child under 12 turn off an electric light?

Proudly Canadian: An American supply teacher came to a Canadian class one day. She told the students that she was an American and she asked if anyone else in the room was an American. Even though not many people in the

My, Butt, and Stupid: There were three kids named My, Butt, and Stupid. They were pretty dumb and didn't know the word and. One day, they were playing ball on the sixth floor. Then, suddenly Stupid dropped the ball out the