"SHARPING THE PENCIL!!!": Once, there were two parents taking a shower together, so then their two children (a boy, and a girl) come in the bathroom and the girl asks the mother, "Mom, what's that down there?" and the mom answ

What the law says!!!": Once there was a mom and a dad , they had a daughter called angelica.so the dad was very thirsty because he was driving alot,so he asked his daughter "sweetheart can i have some of your juice?" and sh

Robo Teacher: A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the c

Animal Noises: A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. "Davy, what noise does a cow make?" "It goes moo." "Alice, what noise does

Noun: "An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch it. Can you give me an example of one?" "Sure," a teenage boy replied. "My father's new car."

Sobbing Jerry: Six-year-old Jerry came downstairs bellowing lustily. "What's the matter?" asked his mother. "Papa was hanging pictures and he just hit his thumb with a hammer," said Jerry. "That's not so serious," s

How many little brothers: How many little brothers does it take to change a light bulb? Three- one to hold onto the bulb and two to turn the ladder.

"Can I touch it?": There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Make a Sentence: Children were called upon in a classroom to make sentences with words chosen by the teacher. The teacher smiled when Jack raised his hand to participate. She gave him the words 'defeat', 'deduct', 'de

Seatbelt: I was teaching my 6-year-old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt. She asked, "Do I click the square?" I said yes. She then asked me, "Single click or double click?"

Children's Bible Essays: In the first book of the Bible, Guinness's, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Lot's wif