Little Nancy's Pet: Little Nancy was in the backyard filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the girl was up to he asks, "What are you up to there Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replie

Where is he?: A manager in a big company needed to contact one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whis

How Old Are You?: A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this

Laughing Baby: A baby boy was just born. He had all his pieces and looked quite normal, except that he was laughing - I mean laughing real hard. All the doctors and nurses were examining the little guy in front of h

Happy valentines day: Little melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of valentine's day. "since valentine's day is for a christian saint and we're jewish," she asks, "wi

Outhouse: Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer,cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse

Talkin' Walkin' Kids: "We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up." -Phyllis Diller

School: As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Biting your fingernails!: Little Jimmy bit his fingernails all the time. His parents tried everything to get him to stop, but to no avail. Finally, his mother, exasperated, decided to tell him a little white lie to get him to

Money through Congress: One day a boy asked his mother for 100 dollars to buy a toy. She said NO. So he wrote a letter to GOD asking for a 100 dollars. When the letter got to the post office they figured that GOD meant the p

10 signs to see if your kid is a nerd.: 10. Likes people that oppress him: teachers, parents, principals, police, and authority figures. 9. Is overly enthusiastic about 'Dungeons and Dragons' and other role playing games. 8. Very familiar w