Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube: Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A: We have to stick together.

A tomato in an elevator: Q: What's red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator.

Dad's Fat!!: This little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parent’s room. Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy makin

Tired On 1 April: Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1? Because they had just finished a 31 day March!

Anniversary: On their 25th anniversary, a husband took his wife to dinner. Their teenage daughters said they'd have dessert waiting for them when they returned. After returning home, the couple saw that the dining

If a frog parks.: Q. What happens when a frog parks illegally? A. It gets toad!

3 babies talking.: There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store check-out line. The first little baby says, "Ugh, look at this - my mom just bought strained plums!" Th

Sooner...: A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We p

Museum Funny!: Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!

One more crack and I'll plaster you: Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more crack and I'll plaster you.

The cross-eyed teacher: Little Sarah was telling her best friend Naomi that her teacher's eyes are always crossed. “Why is that?