Hebrew Lesson: During his Hebrew lesson, little Alan asks his teacher, Where was King Solomon's temple, teacher? ”On his forehead.

Dead Sea: Benjamin was enjoying his trip to the Dead Sea. During dinner, Benjamin says, “Daddy, if you drop a white hat into the Dead Sea, what does it become?

Clock watching: Little David was staring at the clock on the mantelpiece. Then he says, “Daddy, what do people do in clock factories?

Visit to the butchers: Little Naomi goes to her kosher butchers and asks, “Mummy wants to know how much is the duck?

Late again: Mummy was telling little Sadie a story about a witch who arrived at a hotel without her broom because the broom was late. “Why was the broom late, mummy?

Fishmeal: Little Sidney was watching his mummy prepare the fish for dinner. She asks him, “Do you know what part of a fish weighs the most, darling?

Bottom at the top: Little Max was telling his friend Howard a riddle. “What has a bottom at the top?

The bargain: Little Morris was telling his friend Cyril all about his Chanukah presents. “My daddy bought me a mouth organ. It’s the best present I've ever had.

Soup: Mummy and daddy had taken little Benjy to Blooms kosher restaurant. During their first course, Benjy says, “This soup tastes funny, daddy.

Shabbos meal: It was Friday night and little Sam was having his Shabbos meal with his parents. They were, as usual, going to eat roast chicken. When it arrived, Sam’s daddy smiled and said, “Sam, do you know why th

Lions in the park: Little Yitzhak was talking to his best friend Harry. “Harry,