Is That Because Mama?: There was this little black kid in the 2nd grade and on the first day of school they were doing math. When he got home his mom asked how his day was, and he replied,

Dad Pays Surprise Visit...: The Father, passing thru the son's college town late one night on a business trip, thought he would pay a surprise visit to the boy.Arriving at the fraternity house, he knocked on the door.After sever

Training: A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop, and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want to get

Funny Sign:: "Teacher Strikes Idle Kids"

Late for School?: Teacher: Why are you late to school?Kevin: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Kevin: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Philia: I thought I would share a transcript of a particularly productive moment in my 9th grade "English" (sic) class: We watched the end of Zeferelli's "Romeo & Juliet" today in class. During the scene in w

Dog Plants: The teacher was telling the class about plants that have the word "dog" in front of them: dog rose, dogwood, dog violet. She asked the class if they could name another flower with the prefix "dog."Ste

5 Fun Things For Professors To Do: 1.Wear a hood with one eyehole. Periodically make strange gurgling noises.2. After confirming everyone's names on the roll, thank the class for attending "Advanced Astrodynamics 690" and mention that

Educational Toy: The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy."Isn't it rather complicated for a small boy?" she asked the salesclerk."It's designed to adjust the tot to live in today's world, madam," t

Do Not Interrupt: Teacher: Julie, please give me a sentence starting with "I".Julie: I is...Teacher: No, Julie. Always say, "I am."Julie: All right . . . "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Philosophic Anecdotes: An Oxford philosopher was giving a lecture on the philosophy of language at Columbia University, and came to a curious aspect of the English language. "You will note," said the stuffy Oxford scholar,