UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM: University: ______________________To: Professor_____________________ From: __________________________ I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should be changed from ______ to _______ for

Museum Funny!: Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!

Ballerina: What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot? She called the toe truck!

Heads and Tails: How is a dog's tail like the center of a tree? It's furthest from the bark!

Leave It To The Kids: A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office. He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "Im having a baby." With

Little Charlie: Two little boys are looking down at a cathouse. They sit there watching men go in and see all the money beeing counted. They watch the men pour out with smiling faces. First boy-I wonders what makes t

Pretty Dress: It was that time during the Sunday morning service for "the children's sermon," and all the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she s

Peter Claus: Well, this year o'l Peter got a job as a department store Santa Here's how his first day went Peter:-(picking up little girl) "My .,,And Who do we have here?" Little girl:-"Cut the crap Santa.....you

Questions?: A confused nine-year-old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,

Stupidly funny: Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead!

Johnny gets his license: Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to the driveway and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads f