Sunday School Lesson: Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of

Little Susie's Bike Ride: The ol' cowboy goes into a bar. He says everybody on his left is a no good queer. Everybody on his right is a no good bastard. A hippy stood up and said, "Wait a minute, I belong on the left side." Ha

History Lessons: The following are genuine snippets from essays by high school students: "Then came the Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames, King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery, and King Harold mustered h

Quiet In Church: Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out lou

Leaf: A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closel

Johnny and his brother: This family had two sons, one about nine years old and one eight years old. they were always getting into trouble. the parents were at a loss of how to straighten the boys out. one of the m others fri

Shut up, manners, and trouble!: Once open a time, there were 3 boys named shut up, manners, and trouble. One day, the trio was taking a hike, and then suddenly, they came up open a BIG carnival. They went to get some corndogs, got s

Father & Son: Son:

Cow: What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!

Kids View of Marriage and Relationships: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?-------------------------------"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep

Triplets: A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave th