The race: One day at school, little Morris and little Henry had a race and Henry won. Morris then says to Henry, “you won, but I know what you lost.

Walking: One day, little Sam is out walking with his dad. Sam says, “Do you know what runs but never walks, dad?

Cat food: One breakfast time, little Rivkah’s mum asks her, “What do cats eat for breakfast, darling?

The fool: One day, little Isaac says to his dad, “Did you hear about the stupid fool who keeps going around saying "no"?

Breakfast: One morning, little Avrahom is eating his cheese and tomato sandwich when his mother says to him, “Do you know what cheese is made backwards?

On the river: One Sunday, little David is with his parents on a boat on the river Thames. His dad asks him, “What do you think sea monsters eat, David?

Afters: While she was eating her locks hen pudding, little Judith’s mum says to her, “Do you know what cries and wobbles, darling?

The teeth: Why did little Arnold wear a belt on his teeth? Because he couldn't find his braces

Can’t eat: One breakfast time, little Rebecca says to her mum, “What two things can't you have for breakfast, mum?

The phone rings and a little boy answers...: Boy (whispering) : "Hello."Caller : "Hello, I was wondering if I could speak to your mother?"Boy (whispering) : "She's busy."Caller : "Oh, well then could I speak to your father?"Boy (whispering) : "H

Have you ever asked your child a question too many: Well I hope you remember my story when they start getting frustrated. My 3-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stoped at taco bell for a quic