2 brothers that shared a room: There were 2 brothers that shared a room. One was 18 and the other was 8. The 18 year old brought home his girlfriend at midnight. The little brother was sleeping so they climbed quietly to the top bu

How NOT to Wash Your Dog: A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom & Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over, and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if

where did I come from?": Daddy, where did I come from?" the seven-year-old asked. It was a moment for which her parents had carefully prepared. They took her into the living room, got out the encyclopedia and several other bo

A man was helping one of his cows: A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great... he's 4 and I'm going to have to

At the zoo: Little Freda was at the Zoo with her dad when he asks her, “What do you call a deer with no eyes, darling?

Two boys from the city: Two boys from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce the boys had to hide under their blankets to keep from being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs, and said to

Cats In Heaven: A little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed. His mother is very concerned about how he will take the news. Upon his arrival home, she explains the tragedy and trie

Abraham Lincoln: Father:"Son, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked 12 miles to school."Son:"Dad, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was President."

When you come in to spank me: His father sends a small boy to bed.Five minutes later... "Da-ad...""What?""I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?""No. You had your chance. Lights out."Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad...""WHAT?""I'

A little voice from the back of the room: On the first day of kindergarten, the teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."A little voice from the back of the room asked: "How will that help?"

"Why do you say that?": I don't think my mom knows much about children.""Why do you say that?""Because she always puts me to bed when I am wide awake and gets me up when I am sleepy."