Two five-year-old boys: Two five-year-old boys are standing at the potty to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!" "I've been circumcised." "What's that mean?" "It means they cut the skin off the end." "How

The Mystery of Childbirth: A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish parent, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did yo

Wise Old Man: A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next

Chicken Wire & Duct Tape: An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" "Roll of chicken wi

Daughter's Prayer: A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six- year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing? " I wouldn't know what to say," replied the litt

Little Johnny Stands Up: A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher

Little Johnny Answers the Question: Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are le

Rubbing Her The Right Way: A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw h

Little Kid's Books: Little Kid's Books 'You Were an Accident''Strangers Have the Best Candy''The Little Sissy Who Snitched''Some Kittens Can Fly!''The Protocols of the Grandpas of Zion''How to Dress Sexy for Grownups''Ge

Children's Books That Didn't Make It: 1) You're Different -- And That's Bad2) The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables3) Robert: Dad's New Wife4) Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share5) The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking6) Kathy Was