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The North Poll: Q. Where do polar bears vote?A. The North Poll

Cell phones.: Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?A. Cell phones.

They take the psycho path: Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?A. They take the psycho path.

Frostbite: Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?A. Frostbite.

"Is that you mommy?": Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?A. "Is that you mommy?"

Cold hard cash: Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?A. He wanted cold hard cash!

The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom: A little boy went to the bathroom at school, but when he went to wipe his bum, there was no toilet paper so he used his hands. When he got back to class, his teacher asked him what he had in his hands

Voices! Voices! Shut up!: A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she could barely hear the child speaking since the other kids were making too much noise. In an attempt to quiet them, she said, ''I can hear voices!'' Two jani

At Least I Know That You Were Thinking: A boy was in school and the teacher asks him, ''Bobby, what is round and red?'' Bobby says, ''A banana!'' The teacher says, ''No, Bobby, it's an apple, but at least I know that you were thinking.'' Th

Mommy, Mommy! 2: "Mommy, the kids all say we're aliens from outer space. That's not true, is it?" "Vegl dibrogmrn di shtrtl mixtor!"

Church: One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway through, the little girl tells her mother she's going to be sick. Her mother tells her to go in the bushes behind the church. The

 
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